Thursday, June 28, 2012
Where on Earth can she be?
I love Carmen Sandiego. I played the game on old-school floppy disks on the APPLE II-E, and I even have a segment of her math edutainment game on the Wii. As a kid, my fanon was that she briefly dated Don Flamenco (Punch-Out) in the 1980s (he had referenced a "Carmen" in-game), thus making her more awesome.
Luigi tried a similar geography edutainment game as his debut solo outing (Mario is Missing), but it didn't work out, so he had to wait until the Gamecube era (Luigi's Mansion) to break out as a star in his own right.
Carmen Sandiego (Broderbund), Oregon Trail (MECC), and Number Munchers (MECC) were the holy edutainment gaming trinity back in the day. (Yes; I'm (35 years) old--deal with it.)
Carmen had two game shows on PBS, and a cartoon show with one of the most EPIC theme songs the 1990s had to offer:
Thus, when MovieBob noted a link to Hollywood Reporter about a possible Carmen Sandiego movie, that perked my interest. Jennifer Lopez will produce the film, and may use it as a star vehicle.
My thought is that Hollywood has produced WORSE video game movies with better actors (Super Mario Bros.: the Movie), so I doubt that Jenny Lopez could damage Carmen's brand.
Besides, if Battleship--a board game with NO CHARACTERS to center a plot around--got a film, then Carmen sure as hell deserves one.
And to the writer of this movie: I strongly recommend a cool retro anime called Lupin III, as well as any number of good heist movies, to get a feel for the proper pacing.
This is an easy film, and it should be a good film for kids and parents to enjoy--a kids' film done right, with a ton of merchandising rights to sell when it makes back its budget. (That sassy red fedora and trenchcoat alone will make a mint--many little girls will want that outfit.)
Don't disappoint me, Hollywood. I forgave you for Super Mario Bros.: The Movie. I overlooked Street Fighter: The Movie. Neither of these games lends well to live-action film. But if you, Hollywood, manage to fuck up a movie based on a video game based on a genre that Hollywood does well (cat and mouse heist film)--especially after Hollywood finally made a decent film with Prince of Persia...
...just. Don't. Disappoint. Me.